“Cheers to all our witty banter, laughter, and questionable decisions!”

“In wine, there is truth – and in our case, plenty of embarrassing stories!”

“Here’s to nights we don’t remember with friends we won’t forget.”

“Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk!”

“Alcohol is the glue that holds our friendship together, and occasionally tears us apart.”

“Drinking with friends is like therapy, but with more laughter and fewer copays!”

“Drinking with friends: because sometimes the best memories are the ones we don’t remember.”

“I don’t trust people who don’t drink with their friends. What’s the fun in that?”

“Cheers to the nights that turned into mornings, and the friends who turned into family!”

“The only exercise I do regularly is lifting my glass to my lips. Cheers, my drinking buddies!”

“Friendship isn’t measured by the number of drinks we’ve had together but by the fun we’ve had while drinking.”

“I drink to make other people more interesting. You should feel honored!”

“If drinking were an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal in it. Good thing I have you all on my team!”

“A good friend would save you from making bad decisions, but a true friend would join in and make them with you!”

“Drinking with you guys makes me feel like the star of my own comedy show. Let the laughter continue!”

“I have mixed drinks about feelings, but mixed drinks with friends are so much better.” HEALING HEART QUOTES BIBLE

“Alcohol doesn’t make us drunk; it just enhances our magnificently stupid personalities.”

“Here’s to all the times we’ve embarrassed ourselves together. Long may they continue!”

“Life is too short to drink bad wine, but with friends, any wine will do!”

“We don’t get drunk together; we just get happier.”

“Drinking alcohol may not solve any problems, but it sure makes forgetting them a whole lot easier!”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. Thanks for always being there to join in!”

“Friends don’t judge; they just provide enough blackmail material to keep you on your toes!”

“I love how alcohol brings us together, but I love how it makes us act foolishly even more!”

“Friends don’t let friends drink alone. That’s why we always have each other!”

“Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems – especially when shared with friends!”

“Friends who drink together, stay together – because the others can barely remember what happened last night!”

“Here’s to drinking with friends: the cure for everyday sobriety.”

“Alcohol may not be the answer, but it helps us forget the question!”

“Cheers to the nights that start with shots and end with hilarious stories we’ll retell a thousand times!”