“Did we just become best friends?” – Brennan Huff

“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” – Dale Doback

“There’s so much room for activities!” – Brennan Huff

“I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Dale Doback

“I’m burying you!” – Brennan Huff

“I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?” – Brennan Huff

“I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” – Brennan Huff

“I swear, I’m so pissed off at my dad. As soon as he’s of age, I’m putting him in a home.” – Dale Doback

“You don’t say ‘I love you’ to a dude!” – Dale Doback

“I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.” – Brennan Huff

“I’m just saying, we don’t want to end up like the McPoyles.” – Brennan Huff

“I’m Dale Doback, and I’m an alcoholic. I have a disease, and I’ve been able to admit that for quite some time.” – Dale Doback

“I could be the shark whisperer.” – Brennan Huff FATHERS DAY QUOTES WHO PASSED AWAY

“I’m tired of people telling me what I can’t do. They keep saying I can’t sleep in the race car bed, but I still do it!” – Brennan Huff

“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the form of a unicorn.” – Brennan Huff

“Pow, pow! Dropped your suitcase!” – Brennan Huff

“I ate some fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said!” – Dale Doback

“Hey, you know what? I kind of like this minivan. It’s tight.” – Brennan Huff

“You want to let that one simmer, huh?” – Dale Doback

“I’m singing the whole song! I’m on a boat, motherf***er, don’t you ever forget.” – Brennan Huff

“I’m a peacock! You gotta let me fly!” – Dale Doback

“My mom says I’m a winner.” – Brennan Huff

“You can call me Night Hawk.” – Brennan Huff

“I wanted to punch you, but I can’t punch someone holding a samurai sword.” – Dale Doback