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FUNNY LOVE QUOTES FOR WEDDING SPEECHES

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“Love is sharing your popcorn even when you’re not at the movies.”

“Marriage is similar to a deck of cards; it starts with hearts and diamonds and turns into clubs and spades.”

“Love is a lot like a toothache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays but you know it’s there.”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one: the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”

“Love is like a marriage, sometimes it’s a three-ring circus… and other times it’s just a trapeze act!”

“Love is like a plant, it needs constant care and affection… and a whole lot of sun!”

“Marriage is like a roller coaster ride, strap yourselves in and hold on tight!”

“Love is sweet and without calories, it’s the perfect dessert for a lifetime.”

“Marriage is like playing a video game, the levels get harder but the rewards are so much sweeter.”

“Love is a journey that begins with a smile in the morning and ends with a pillow fight at night.” BLANCHE DUBOIS QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Marriage is like a boxing match, sometimes you win and sometimes you just hug it out.”

“Love is like a good cup of coffee, it warms your heart and gives you that extra kick you need.”

“Marriage is like a great joke, it’s all about the timing and the punchline!”

“Love is like a puzzle, it takes time and patience to put all the pieces together.”

“Marriage is like a GPS system, it calculates the shortest route to happiness.”

“Love is like a good book, you never want it to end and it always leaves you wanting more.”

“Marriage is like a TV remote, sometimes you just can’t find it… and other times, you wish you had a mute button!”

“Love is like a dance, it’s all about finding the right partner and not stepping on each other’s toes.”

“Marriage is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you’ll get the sweet ones and sometimes you’ll get the not-so-sweet ones.”

“Love is like a good song, it makes your heart sing and your feet dance.”