“I’m not going to apologize for who I am. I’m going to celebrate it.”

“You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded.”

“You think this is hard? I’m passing a gallstone as we speak. That’s hard!”

“I’m like a hunter of genius. And I hunt unicorns.”

“You know what they say: ‘When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.'”

“Sneaky Glee kids. Like beavers – when they’re not damming up your streams, they’re chewing on your wood.”

“You’re trying to hurt my feelings? Well, guess what? I don’t have any!”

“You know, William, there’s a reason I’m the captain of this ship. And you’re not even in my crew.”

“You think you can beat me? Well, guess what? You’re pushing rope.”

“I’m Yoda. I’m a Jedi. And I am mad.”

“You think you can get rid of me? Well, I’m like herpes. I just keep coming back.”

“You two want to fix each other? Fine. Be my guest. But this is war and in war, there are casualties.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT BEING GAY

“The key to burning calories is making your body a fat-burning machine. And that’s why I never stop moving, never stop being amazing.”

“You want a career in show business? Well, get a rhinestone tracksuit and a pair of tap shoes, because that’s all you’ll be good for.”

“Don’t you dare try to overshadow me. I am the sun, and you are just a little yellow star.”

“I don’t trust a man who doesn’t like dogs. And I don’t trust a woman who does.”

“Lima losers, I don’t have time for this. I have to go gargle with barbed wire.”

“If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.”

“Losers are just pre-winner hallucinations.”

“You think I’m a beast? I’m the leviathan!”

“Let me be clear, I’m the star. You’re all just supporting characters in my story.”

“Here’s a little secret, Rachel Berry. The only reason I hired you is because I like to torture you.”

“Fear is nothing more than a mental construct. And I’m the architect of your demise.”